I Wasn’t Looking For a Car Insurance Quote

Where do you get off sending me all this stuff, Kelly?  I got email, junk mail, spam and snail junk mail cresting and breaking over me like a tidal wave.  Did you sell my info to every junk mailing list in the nation–possibly the world?  Just today I have 389 Spam mails about book of the month clubs, another 126 about finding my soul mate online, and 892 offers to find me the best car insurance quote available.  Now, I only have one car, and there isn’t enough time in the world to read that much, and how can I expect to find a soul mate in the Ethernet?  Good grief–enough already!