Lose Your Beer Belly for Your Wife
My wife is beautiful. Having kids and getting older has not slower her down one bit. I can just stare at her and wonder how she manages to find time to be gorgeous with her busy schedule. Unfortunately, middle age has not been as kind to me. I have a paunch or middle-age spread, as some might call it. Of course I don’t eat right, and I can put away a fair amount of drink on the weekend. I guess it all adds up. The other day my wife asked, “Will you please lose your beer belly for me?” What could I say? I would do anything to please this wonderful woman.
